adhd moods

*stands up* *sits down* *gets up again* *walks in a circle* *stands up on chair*
apparently, “yesterday” was actually four days ago
apparently, “four days ago” as actually yesterday
I’m not sure if i just walked away in the middle of that conversation or ended it like a normal person because i can’t remember what happened
ok i’ve found my phone, keys, and wallet! …..where is my phone?
wait–did i just completely interrupt this person or was there a pause? i don’t remember
everyone hates me
i know you introduced yourself to me 3 times but i cannot remember your name i am so sorry
*sets 17 alarms* *is still late*
*successfully accomplishes one (1) task or gets someplace on time for once* i am a fraud. clearly i do not have adhd and am just faking for attention :’(
procrastinates to initiate Hyperfocus™️
error: Hyperfocus™️ unavailable because the project is still boring and the time pressure isn’t enough to make it interesting this time